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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

that70sshowofficial:

I found the love of my life. We all get movie star crushes, I’m marrying mine.  -MILA KUNIS

preppyparadise:

Sunset in HP

preppyparadise:

Sunset in HP